zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

aubreydrakegrahamvevo:

aph-der-nederlanden:

to the american girl that called out ‘wow that girl is fucking ugly look at her’ when i got on the bus, who then proceeded to say ‘don’t worry, they don’t speak english in the uk’ when her friend told her to shush cause i might hear.

we do in fact speak english in the uk.

now u kno and i kno that this is a straight up lie….u gon tell me this hoe didnt know yall spoke english in…..england?

(Source: popjuh)

notblurryface:

davestrider123:

lobster-senpai:

davestrider123:

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

(Source: space-cadet-123)

acirehaliel:

celebrimor:

when you wake up and realize your period came overnight

Nothing has been more accurate to me

(Source: yueliang)